The Silliest Teacher in School
Our teacher gave detention
to the fountains in the hall.
She handed extra homework
to the artwork on the wall.
We saw her point a finger
at a banner and a sign.
She said their bad behavior
was completely out of line.
The principal approached her
and said, “What is all this fuss?
I heard you tried to punish
all the tires on a bus.
“You’ve made the teachers angry
by disrupting all their classes,
so if you want to keep this job,
you have to wear your glasses!”
Copyright Credit: “The Silliest Teacher in School” © 2009 by Darren Sardelli. Reprinted from Galaxy Pizza and Meteor Pie. Copyright © 2009 by Laugh-A-Lot Books. Used with permission from Darren Sardelli.
Source: Galaxy Pizza and Meteor Pie (Laugh-A-Lot Books, 2009)