Stop Sniffling!

If you should have the sniffles,
you’d better blow your nose.
Because if you should go “Achoo!”
you’ll mess up all your clothes.

Copyright Credit: “Stop Sniffing!” © 1991 Bruce Lansky. Reprinted from Kids Pick the Funniest Poems (© 1991 by Meadowbrook Creations) with permission from Meadowbrook Press.
Source: Kids Pick the Funniest Poems (Meadowbrook Press, 1991)