Scrambled

By Bruce Lansky

I climbed up the door and

I opened the stairs.

I said my pajamas

and buttoned my prayers.

I turned off the covers

and pulled up the light.

I’m all scrambled up since

she kissed me last night.

Copyright Credit: “Scrambled” © 1991 adapted by Bruce Lansky. Reprinted from Kids Pick the Funniest Poems (© 1991 by Meadowbrook Creations) with permission from Meadowbrook Press.

Source: Kids Pick the Funniest Poems (Meadowbrook Press, 1991)