Two of Cups

So, we’re supposed to believe

Kim Cattrall is ancient

Egyptian in Mannequin? Blonde

and named Ema (Emmy for

the 80s) and Andrew McCarthy

is what, hot? Worth a couple

centuries’ wait? How’s that

grammar work? Prince & Company

who? Illustra’s Roxie

and bonehead B.J. Wert ask.

That helmet-hair’s James Spader?

Felix’s Rambo from wheelbarrow

to planter? Ownership? Estelle Getty,

her monocle and who she points at

with it? Switcher? Catchy surname?

That’s the way love goes? Down

the chute toward the chipper?

His hand skimming the blade?

Flesh or wood? Pulp or pulp? Where

others can’t see? The big climax?

Closed doors? A motorcycle ride?

Stiff knees? Tied down? Blown away?

Coifed hair and shoulder pads? The rave

window displays? Working nights?

Day? Double? Get her alone?

Doesn’t work anymore? What now?

Ask Hollywood? More Hollywood?